sup-POS-i-to-ry  n.
A small plug of medication designed to melt
at body temperature within a body cavity other than
the mouth, especially the rectum or vagina. Also
called bougie.

Welcome to this healthy dose of good literature. One can only hope that these limericks, short stories, and poems and such will go straight to one's head. Hopefully, people that come here will leave enlightened and with a better grasp of their inner octopodianisms. Well, enough of this nonsense and on with the page.

--Updated 7.17.97--

people have had their literary suppository.

So you can stay here or go to my other site and check out The Pixies |The Simpsons |Theremins |The Velvet Underground |And More |. All of this, is the other half of my ever expanding empire.

Well, I know you've been waiting for years now. I know you're giddy with exitement. But, yes, It is here. The page with no point. Just a place for stuff I make. Perhaps some links. Maybe some stories. Perhaps some squid-based-poetry. I don't know, whatever I decide to put here.

Well, Finally I'm changing the text up here. I haven't in a while. I have updated many times though.

I guess this is just an outlet for my boring life. Please don't get me wrong. This isn't going to be a page complaining about my life. It will be a place o' neat stuff.

Well, a Little Bit About Myself.

I dont care about your life, moron. Take me to the good stuff!!

Well, first of all, I am a simple man who lives a simple life. My name is David Robbins and I spend a lot of time contemplating how to smuggle large Salvador Dali paintings in and out of the country without being aprehended by the crusty, yet ever-famous wallet inspector. This takes up most of my time as you can probably imagine. Also, at the moment, I am growing rasberries. I am very highly interested in theremins and hope to one day meet Bob Moog or Clara Rockmore (Unfortunately, I think she may be dead). Incidentally, Mr. Moog just happens to live about thirty miles away from the town in which I live. Often times, while I am schemeing or growing, I like to listen to the Pixies. You might say they are my band of choice; that's not to be confused with my beverage of choice, that's milk. But anyway, start reading the works of literature by me and my friends. I hope you are thoroughly entertained by them. Also, if you have any input on how I should write a psychogical thriller puppet show, it would be much apreciated.

 A smaller gif than the one previously present representing the presence
     of lots o great links below.
     

New.  The Quotes of Homer Simpson!!!  Que Bueno! here
Almost 100 Clown Limericks!!! I've gotten a few up allready here.
        New on the Limerick page:
          Scarlet Letter based clown limericks. A Great combination.
            A picture of the patron saint
           Links
         A neat background

The Bearded Man and other freaks of nature.  New!! A tragedy about a fish that turns to glass.  | Here |
a neat little sojurn into American writings by the Likes of J. Jacques and J. Daniels.

      El Pulpo Meaning "The Octopus" in Spanish
    This is the story of my octopus and I.  He mutates and kills people. Good Clean Fun.

            The Darkness Called My Life  
              My attempt at glum self-loathing poetry.  Actually it's all a joke

Learn to Curse in Spanish | Here |.


Coming Soon: 
The Psychological Thriller About A Man, His Wife, and The Missing Applesauce Collection.
     Trouser's Awakening.  The man, the monks, the realization.
         And MUCH, MUCH more!!!

         
Links good music, good movies, and more.  Lots of Usual Suspects and Pixies.

So if you have looked at any of these and liked/hated them, mail me at ojo97@hotmail.com . Thanks.

All graphics on this site made by David Robbins except for the knot icons, 2001 man, White Zombie Clown, and any LinkExchange graphics. I think thats all.